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me: i don't want to have kids
every adult within 100 mile radius: nonseNSE!! you'll end up having them in a few years!!! kids!!! mANY KIDS!! wonderful things you will love them! can''t not have kids?!!¿ chILDREN!
Me: "Not until I own at least a MiG or a Testarossa."

"Mine."

Photos by ©guremike

thelastasiantimelord:

son-of-mercury:

theramen:

starry-dawn:

merrymethods:

That cat is not even playful, he is downright -concerned- about this fucking penguin aelinawhwa

CAT: ARE YOU OKAY SMALL WIBBLY ANIMAL

S-sir? Sir, what are you-

Sir, are you-

Sir, please stop.

Sir

Are you okay?

image

I wasn’t really that into Tiger & Bunny before but I am now

elizabitchtaylor:

If the point of the Big Bang Theory was to show that male nerds can be just as sexist as male jocks then well done I guess

I’m about 99% certain that the point of Big Bang Theory is to show that there is such a thing as nerd blackface

reblog if you want anonymous opinions of you

This should be interesting, seeing as something like four people follow me

schnappbacks:

castielcampbell:

kurloz-in-a-box:

somekidsaregaythatsokay:

Why do people use the bible as an excuse to be homophobic? Look at all the things the bible forbids.  

Just to point this out

he looks really sad about the no football one

again, framing these as “antiquated rules no modern person would ever take seriously or follow” does an immense disservice to the millions of Orthodox Jews who observe these traditions

Observing traditions doesn’t make them any more valid in the modern era just because they’re observed.  
Also I have a very Orthodox boss and a former co-worker who is also in the same Orthodox tradition, and the amount of halachic laws that Orthodox Jews break on a daily basis is ridiculous.  (They also both shave)

schnappbacks:

castielcampbell:

kurloz-in-a-box:

somekidsaregaythatsokay:

Why do people use the bible as an excuse to be homophobic? Look at all the things the bible forbids.  

Just to point this out

he looks really sad about the no football one

again, framing these as “antiquated rules no modern person would ever take seriously or follow” does an immense disservice to the millions of Orthodox Jews who observe these traditions

Observing traditions doesn’t make them any more valid in the modern era just because they’re observed.  

Also I have a very Orthodox boss and a former co-worker who is also in the same Orthodox tradition, and the amount of halachic laws that Orthodox Jews break on a daily basis is ridiculous.  

(They also both shave)

schnappbacks:

food for thought this easter

I like the cream-filled ki-
/me is shot

schnappbacks:

food for thought this easter

I like the cream-filled ki-

/me is shot

I think I might do this at Animenext!

I think I might do this at Animenext!