Looking for a Tumblr title? Why not Zoidberg?

makubenoaijin:

i feel a spiritual connection to the writers of this game

If there’s not an underwater Zeon unit game entitled “Knock your Zock off” or “Rock out with your Zock out” it’s gonna be a huge missed opportunity.  

vandariwuuuuutcosplay:

Character: Panda Annie

Game: League of Legends

CN: Miu

deviantART

OH GOD 

OTHER PEOPLE’S KIDS ARE ADORABLE

PANDA ANNIE COSPLAY IS

A

DOR

A

BLE

relenawarcraft:

m’gneto

image

#notallmutants

2,557,419 plays

superwhovianpotterhead:

thatinvinciblekid:

samifersexual:

wugs:

thisriotsucks:

Green Day’s lovely cover of Eye of the Tiger

Rising up BA NA NA NAAAA
BA NA NA NA NA NA NAAA NAAAA
Went the distance now I’m BA NA NA NAAA
Gotta fight BA DO DOO DO DO DOOO
It’s the Eye of the Tiger it’s the
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
BA DA DA BOO DOO BOO DOO BA DA BAAAA DAAAAAA
DOO DOO DOOOO
BooDoOoDOooDooDOoodOoo dadAAaaaDA DA
daaa ddaaa ;sldkfls the eye of the
EEEEEYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

i thought you were exaggerating holy crap

image

idek how many times i have reblogged this but it will never not make me laugh omg

Great job, Green Day

You show ‘em the sad state of 90s pop-punk bands in the modern era

I want a kitten that likes belly tickles ;_;

relenawarcraft:

plagueofgripes:

celluloidtoharddrives:

Agent Smith (Hugo Weaving)

The Matrix (1999) Written and Directed by Andy and Lana Wachowski

Actually, every mammal - every animal in fact - does that, given the chance. That’s one reason why species go extinct when a new one shows up and disrupts said equilibrium. But most mammals can’t build planes and boats. They just jerk off in the woods and die like idiots.

It’s a good thing humans are by far the most empathetic and compassionate animals to have ever existed in the history of the entire universe. That way a couple of chowder headed brothers can write a ham-fisted, two dimensional, self-congratulatory, masturbatory criticism of their own species while everyone else is working (at the cost of their own successes) to save every other living thing around them. I don’t recall many Cheetahs nursing baby giraffes back to health. Because Cheetahs will fucking eat anything they can catch and giraffes grow up to violently butt fuck one another while they’re not busy stripping the leaves off every single tree they can find, without a care in the world as to whether they’ll go extinct or not.

And this whole process you’re describing isn’t viral (which survive the same way anything else does). It’s actually called evolution, and it’s the driving force for your very existence. Not that you’d know anything about that; you know, keeping vast fields of people alive for the sole purpose of supplying your own race with energy you use to accomplish nothing of merit your entire lives while what remains of nature burns and dies under an electric sky. Nope, no hypocrisy here.

Oh, and helpful hint: you could just raise your solar panels above the clouds. Or just colonize any part of space. You know, the biggest part of the whole universe? Where a machine would thrive where any biological life form would not? And it’s like, right there? Plus there’s shit like hydrogen up there. Which is way better than “human bioelectricity combined with ‘some kind’ of fusion.” You never needed humans. Idiot. Oh, viruses though. Got it. Now recycle my shit to power your wife, you fucking moron.

The Wachowskis aren’t brothers, you twit.

They’re not?!  

Whoa, mind = blown o_o

inuzuk:

this is the saddest thing ive ever seen

I want to rag on this, but I proposed with a Mudkip. 
IT WAS 2008 OKAY, SO I HEARD YOU LIKE MUDKIPS WAS STILL A THING
IT WAS THE STYLE AT THE TIME
LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE

inuzuk:

this is the saddest thing ive ever seen

I want to rag on this, but I proposed with a Mudkip. 

IT WAS 2008 OKAY, SO I HEARD YOU LIKE MUDKIPS WAS STILL A THING

IT WAS THE STYLE AT THE TIME

LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE

nikaalexandra:

i love being renegade

Renegade, best gade

firehouselight:

hahamagartconnect:

YOU AND ME

Folks enjoying Zhang Zhaohui’s interactive public art installation ‘You & Me’ set up in the famous 798 Art District in Beijing China. The body shaped metal frames are adult sized with small rocks sitting at the bases to allow for easy access into the cutouts. 

*photo #2 AP Photo/Lee Jin-man 

image

I was thinking about this when I saw that and then this is it and that

Can you IMAGINE the unionized labor that whoever dug the holes and how lucrative it must be to get that kind of work?